Funny Cat Quotes

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and they will pee on your computer."
                                                                                    -Bruce Graham

"We have two cats. They're my wife's cats, Mischa and Alex. You can tell a woman names a cat like this. Woman always have sensitive names: Muffy, Fluffy, Buffy. Guys names cats things like Tuna Breath, Fur Face, Meow Head. They're nice cats. They're been neutered and they've been declawed. So they're like pillows that eat." -Larry Reeb


"I gave my cat a bath the other day. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that...."  -Steve Martin

"A computer and a cat are somewhat alike: they both purr, and like to be stroked, and spend a lot of the day motionless. They also have secrets they don't necessarily share."  -John Updike


"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in the water bowl." -Penny Ward Moser

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."   -Missy Dizick