More Fabulous Cat Quotes

"Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
                                                                                    -Anonymous

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
                                                                                  -Anonymous

"Cats never feel threatened. They are genetically incapable of accepting that anyone could possibly dislike anything as perfect as a cat."         -Kathy Young



"Last year a team of scientists published the results of  an extensive study of cat language. They determined that although cats may demonstrate a wide variety of vocalizations, they actually have only two phrases that are translatable into human terms: 1. Hurry up with that food. 2. Everything here is mine."           -Anonymous

"Garfield's Law: Cats instinctively know the precise moment that their owners will awaken..... then they awaken them ten minutes sooner."    -Jim Davis


"Cats have an infallible understanding of total concentration-and get between you and it."
                                                                -Arthur Bridges