10 Suggested Male Cat Names For Future Cat Owners

1. Tom
2. Big Mac
3. Bagel
4. Romeo
5. Clyde
6. Aladdin
7. Fries
8. Dumbledore
9. Bilbo
10. Jerry

13 Titles of Books (fictional) That Your Cat Should Read

1. The Art Of Grooming
2. How To Choose The Right Human For You
3. The Best Places To Shed Your Fur In A Human Household
4. Driving Your Human Nuts
5. Dogs- The Slobber Monsters
6. I Want THAT- The Book Of Willpower
7. What Defines A Scratching Post?- Everything You Need To Know About Sharpening Your Claws
8. How To Make Your Human(s) Become Your Slave, Volume One
9. How To Make Your Human(s) Become Your Slave, Volume Two
10. How To Make Your Human(s) Become Your Slave, Volume Three
11. Dinner Around The House (What You Can Eat And What You Cannot)
12. Understanding Mice And Their Habits- The Secrets To A Good Meal
13. Humans- Discovering Their Secrets 

Some Cat-Related Quotes

"In [the cat's] flawless grace
and superior self-sufficiency
I have seen a symbol of the
perfect beauty and bland
impersonality of the universe
itself, objectively considered, and
 in its air of silent mystery
there resides for me all the
wonder and fascination of
the unknown."

-H.P. Lovecraft


"One of the oldest human needs
is having someone to wonder
where you are when you
don't come home at night."

- Margaret Mead, On Cats

"When dogs leap on your bed, it's because
they adore you. When cats 
leap on your bed, it's because they adore
your bed".
- Alisha Everett

"It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens
 (Alice had once made the remark) that
whatever you say to them, they always
purr."  -Lewis Carroll

"If animals could speak, the dog
would be a blundering outspoken
fellow, but the cat would have the 
rare grace of never saying a word 
too much."  - Mark Twain


" I love my cats because
I love my home, and little
by little they become its 
visible soul."  - Jean Cocteau