13 Titles of Books (fictional) That Your Cat Should Read

1. The Art Of Grooming
2. How To Choose The Right Human For You
3. The Best Places To Shed Your Fur In A Human Household
4. Driving Your Human Nuts
5. Dogs- The Slobber Monsters
6. I Want THAT- The Book Of Willpower
7. What Defines A Scratching Post?- Everything You Need To Know About Sharpening Your Claws
8. How To Make Your Human(s) Become Your Slave, Volume One
9. How To Make Your Human(s) Become Your Slave, Volume Two
10. How To Make Your Human(s) Become Your Slave, Volume Three
11. Dinner Around The House (What You Can Eat And What You Cannot)
12. Understanding Mice And Their Habits- The Secrets To A Good Meal
13. Humans- Discovering Their Secrets