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Saturday, July 19, 2014

10 Suggested Male Cat Names For Future Cat Owners


  1. Tom
  2. Big Mac
  3. Bagel
  4. Romeo
  5. Clyde
  6. Aladdin
  7. Fries
  8. Dumbledore
  9. Bilbo
  10. Jerry

13 Titles of Books (fictional) That Your Cat Should Read


  1. The Art Of Grooming
  2. How To Choose The Right Human For You
  3. The Best Places To Shed Your Fur In A Human Household
  4. Driving Your Human Nuts
  5. Dogs- The Slobber Monsters
  6. I Want THAT- The Book Of Willpower
  7. What Defines A Scratching Post?- Everything You Need To Know About Sharpening Your Claws
  8. How To Make Your Human(s) Become Your Slave, Volume One
  9. How To Make Your Human(s) Become Your Slave, Volume Two
  10. How To Make Your Human(s) Become Your Slave, Volume Three
  11. Dinner Around The House (What You Can Eat And What You Cannot)
  12. Understanding Mice And Their Habits- The Secrets To A Good Meal
  13. Humans- Discovering Their Secrets 


Sunday, July 6, 2014

Some Cat-Related Quotes


"In [the cat's] flawless grace
and superior self-sufficiency
I have seen a symbol of the
perfect beauty and bland
impersonality of the universe
itself, objectively considered, and
 in its air of silent mystery
there resides for me all the
wonder and fascination of
the unknown."

-H.P. Lovecraft


"One of the oldest human needs
is having someone to wonder
where you are when you
don't come home at night."

- Margaret Mead, On Cats

"When dogs leap on your bed, it's because
they adore you. When cats 
leap on your bed, it's because they adore
your bed".
- Alisha Everett

"It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens
 (Alice had once made the remark) that
whatever you say to them, they always
purr."  -Lewis Carroll

"If animals could speak, the dog
would be a blundering outspoken
fellow, but the cat would have the 
rare grace of never saying a word 
too much."  - Mark Twain


" I love my cats because
I love my home, and little
by little they become its 
visible soul."  - Jean Cocteau




Friday, June 20, 2014

Guess What?

Here's something that most people don't know about the famous Serbian inventor, Nikola Tesla. Around 1880,  Tesla discovered that sparks were generated when he petted his cat, named Macak. This strange event led him to focus his studies on electricity. After that,  he went on to discover the rotating magnetic field, which is the basis of most of the modern-day technology that we see today. Tesla also invented and developed the Tesla coil, and induction coil used a lot in radio technology.

So it turns out that cats are the brilliant inventors of the world, not humans! I wonder what other secrets cats have hidden from us......

Saturday, June 7, 2014

The Naming of Cats By T.S. Elliot

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor, or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey---
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames;
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter----
All of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
 A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap,  Quaxo or Coricopat.
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellyorum---
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond, there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you will never guess;
The name that no human research can discover---
But the CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

Friday, June 6, 2014

In Defense Of Felines :

  • Cats don't shred furniture- they just think that your house needs redecorating.
  • Cats don't wake you up at extremely early hours-they just appreciate non-tardiness.
  • Cats don't pester you- they are just informing you of their presence. 
  • Cats don't scratch- they are just pushing you away (except with claws out).
  • Cats aren't nice- they are the rulers of the world

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Bill Clinton and His Cat

There were so many presidents, so it's not surprising that some were cat owners.  The most famous presidential cat of all was named Socks, (a black-and-white kitty) owned by Bill Clinton (president from 1993-2001) . Clinton loved his cat so much that he didn't let his photographers touch her. The funny thing is, Bill Clinton was actually allergic to cats! There's someone whom I admire.

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